I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.
Sometimes I'll think a little too much about httyd 3 and I'll get indescribably angry
'you should flip your canvas while drawing/painting' what i don't know can't hurt me
now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn
Please
A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone
My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of
every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper
Anonymous asked:
Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
hm. yeah I'll post that
"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up
thanks tumblr user gaygollum
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
ive picked up this habit recently of appending "world" to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say "im going to groceries world" or if im eating a sandwich im like "im in sandwich world right now" IT'S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from
i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.