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Older and Far Away

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autobiography of the perpetually uncool.
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Fairy tale nerds of Tumblr I need your help.

I've been trying to find a fairy tale for AGES, this has been almost a decades long quest. I first read it in a Highlights magazine around the mid 2000s, when the theme was "Fairy Tales from around the World." Now I don't know if this is actually an older fairy tale or just one that was made up for the magazine masquerading as a story from somewhere else. I've done my own research and have come up zilch.

So, this story was about a prince that was cursed to be a wolf until he was able to bite a bride the night of her wedding. Well, it just so happens that such a woman is riding through the forest with her new beau, a very uncouth man that calls her his "little chicken." Long story short, a pack of wolves waylay their carriage, the wolf prince bites the lady, becomes human again, and they fall in love and marry.

And what happened to her original husband?

Well naturally he gets turned into a chicken and they eat him at their wedding feast.

Classic.

if anyone knows the title of this fairy tale or where it may have originated, please let me know! I'd love to see if I can read it again.

Update: I've contacted Highlights magazine to get to the bottom of this and they notified their Archive Department of what I'm looking for.

Hoping to hear something back! It would be just my luck to remember this story in excruciating detail only to get the magazine where I found it wrong.

Update: Bad news, I'm afraid. Unfortunately the archive department couldn't find the story in their records so I guess I've hit a bit of a dead end here.

Someone mentioned asking a subreddit to cast a wider net, though first I would have to, you know, actually make a reddit account.

Well, I guess the twenty year hunt continues.

Have you looked at the microfilm on here?

Since it only goes to 2006, I don't know if you'd find it, or if you even want to know badly enough to spend the time going through the microfilm haha.

Actually, nevermind, the heading says it goes to 2006 but it actually only goes to 01, sorry!

I found it! It's called The Wolf and the Wedding by Svetlana Ilyinykh and Rachelle Desimone, and is from Feb 2005. But! It's on a database at my university's library, which I have access to because I work here. But! The little note at the bottom says users may print, download, and email articles for individual use, so:

A Story of Russia

In Ksusha's village of Chudovo, everyone knew the wolf. He appeared at the edge of the forest whenever there was a wedding feast. He'd sit on his haunches and watch the dancing, singing, and eating, his eyes alert and eager and fixed on the bride.

So when it was time for Ksusha Prekrasnaya to marry, she told her funny, beloved, strong Alyosha that they must wed in Budogoshch, a town with a proper church that was some miles away, too far for the lone wolf to travel.

The wedding was elegant and fine. The feast afterward was even better. Ksusha's parents and her grandparents, Babushka and Dedushka, had filled the hall with fragrant dishes of stuffed fish and grilled quail with kissel and scalded spice cakes for dessert. Alyosha ate and drank, ate and drank, and then drank and drank.

Ksusha reminded him, gently and lovingly as a good wife should, that he must stop drinking and take her and the rest of the wedding party home to Chudovo.

Alyosha turned to his friends Ivan, Roma, Dima, Stas, and Valya, who were refilling their glasses. "My wife wants to go home!" the bridegroom yelled. "A good sign for a prosperous marriage, is it not?"

Ivan, Roma, Dima, Stas, and Valya laughed, and Ksusha Prekrasnaya, red-faced, stared at her plate.

At midnight, Alyosha staggered up from the table. "Come, my little chicken," he said, gathering Ksusha and her family into his beautiful troika. His three fine horses snorted nervously at his touch.

"We go!" the bridegroom called, and the horses took off, trotting fast on the road through the forest that led to Chudovo.

The wedding party wasn't yet deep into the woods when the wolves appeared. They stood by trees, silent and watching, as the sleigh moved on the icy path. A lone wolf under a massive cedar howled a greeting, and the wolves began loping behind the sleigh.

Ksusha and her family watched as the path filled with ten wolves, then twenty, then thirty. Soon one hundred wolves followed the sleigh.

Alyosha snapped the whip to hurry his horses. The wolves began to howl.

Ksusha had heard wolves howl before, but never this many and this close. The sound was terrifying, and the bride huddled next to her funny, beloved, strong Alyosha.

"We must stop this pursuit, my little chicken," Alyosha said. "They will tire my poor horses. Hold the reins and keep driving." And with those words, he reached back, pulled Ksusha's grandmother from her seat, and threw her out of the sleigh.

Immediately there was a yipping and squealing, and twenty of the wolves dropped back, surrounding the fallen babushka.

Alyosha took the reins from his Ksusha, who could not speak. Still eighty or more wolves followed the sleigh, now leaping at the wedding party, their teeth gleaming in the moonlit night.

"Hold the reins again, my little chicken," Alyosha said, this time reaching back and pulling Ksusha's grandfather from his seat and throwing him out of the sleigh.

Again there was a yipping and squealing, and twenty of the wolves dropped back, surrounding the fallen dedushka.

Alyosha took the reins from his Ksusha, who could not move. Still sixty or more wolves followed the sleigh, jumping and twisting in the air and snapping their teeth at the wedding party. Alyosha cracked his whip over each horse three times, and the horses galloped faster.

Still the wolves pursued the party. Alyosha handed the reins to Ksusha. He reached back and pulled Ksusha's father from his seat and threw him out of the sleigh. A great yipping and squealing followed, and twenty more wolves dropped back.

Now the wolves began nipping at the horses' legs. Alyosha threw out Ksusha's mother. Twenty more wolves dropped off, but still a small group remained, leaping higher and biting at the horses' flanks.

Alyosha threw out Ksusha's young sister, and at first, it seemed that would be the last of the wolves, for the small group surrounded the sister with a yipping and a squealing. But a lone wolf remained, chasing the sleigh and leaping at the two remaining passengers.

Alyosha tucked the reins between his legs. Ksusha couldn't breathe. As the lone wolf leaped, the not-so-funny, not-so-beloved, but still strong Alyosha pulled Ksusha from her seat and threw her out of the sleigh.

She landed, rolling across the ice in her taffeta wedding gown until she was soaked and dirty. When she stopped rolling, she slowly sat up and found herself staring into the eyes of the lone wolf.

A howl came from the wolf. Then he bit her.

It wasn't a big bite, but it broke the skin on her leg. A few drops of blood appeared, and Ksusha screamed.

"Don't yell so," the wolf said. "I won't bite you again." Ksusha looked up and saw the wolf changing shape. Pointed ears became flat circular flaps, the long nose receded, the sharp teeth shortened, and the fur shrank into fine soft hair.

Standing before Ksusha was a handsome young man. "I am Sergei," he said, bowing low before her. "Let me take you to my castle where I can fix your wound."

Ksusha held on to his arm and limped through the forest. She glanced anxiously around her.

"What is your worry?" the man said.

"The wolves may return."

He smiled. "I am great friends with the wolves. You will never have to fear them again. You see, an enchantress who inhabits this forest changed me into a wolf some years ago after I refused to marry her. Her spell could only be lifted if I, a wolf, would bite the leg of a bride on her wedding day. Since then, I have lived with the wolves and waited to meet my perfect bride."

They arrived at the man's castle. Ksusha trembled as she saw dozens of wolves lying under the trees, licking their paws.

"Don't be frightened, my dear," Sergei said, his arm around Ksusha.

"But they killed my parents, my grandparents, and my sister."

At that moment the door to the castle opened, and out rushed Ksusha's family, completely unharmed and quite happy to see her.

Her father explained how the wolves had surrounded each family member who was thrown from the sleigh, and how the wolves had escorted each to the castle for a joyous reunion.

Sergei asked Ksusha's father for her hand in marriage.

"I'd be most honored to have you for a son-in-law, but it's not possible," Ksusha's father explained. "Ksusha Prekrasnaya is married to Alyosha."

wolf howled. Sergei tilted his head to listen.

"My friend tells me Alyosha's horses have finally tired, and he is stopped on the path ahead of us. At this very moment, he is engaged in conversation with the enchantress who lives in the forest."

"The one who changed you into a wolf?" Ksusha asked.

"The very same. But she no longer has any power over me. Let us ride to Alyosha's troika."

The wedding party found Alyosha's troika and his three exhausted horses on the road, but the enchantress had disappeared. There was no sign of Alyosha either, although Ksusha did find a bedraggled chicken hiding under the seat. Ksusha picked up the little chicken that smelled strangely of strong drink and tucked it under her arm. She took the chicken home with her, and one fine evening, sometime later, Ksusha popped it into a pot and cooked it as dinner for her new husband, Sergei, the man who once was a wolf.

by Svetlana Ilyinykh and Rachelle DeSimone

@brideofsevenless THIS IS IT!!!!! Oh my god, thank you so so much for researching this! You have no idea how much I appreciate it!

@insanesammi Here's the story!!

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The revolution began with the assassination of a pop star.

It sounds silly, it sounds trivial, but you must understand, she was beloved. She almost stood in as royalty and religious figure wrapped into one for so many of the youth struggling on a planet that seemed increasingly doomed. But not only that...she was relatable. She was no lofty untouchable deity, she was, despite her riches and exciting life, just a young woman struggling like so many young people do.

Her influence was indescribable.

And she started trends, absolutely. Styles and ways of thinking about the world and about relationships with other and one's self. Her favorite things became her fans' favorite things. She packed sports stadiums when she dated an athlete. It was fun. It was quirky. People rolled their eyes at the devotion of her followers.

Then, in one little social media post, she sunnily reminded them to protect their democratic rights, and vote!

Her fans complied.

A generation of young people bursting with radical acceptance, raised on a burning planet, where they learned what 'serpentine' meant as soon as they started grade school packed the polling places and made their democratic voices heard.

One post from the Goddess Queen of the Twentytweens and states flipped and repressive policies were rejected.

The conservative right was pissed.

No one saw it coming. How could we? It was too audacious. But we should have known that the one thing they couldn't stand was to let a woman have that much power, especially a young, beautiful woman. They could understand old battle axes who had nothing else going for them trying to play on the Mens' stage, but a pretty little thing like that should appreciate her success and leave it at that.

So discussions were had in back rooms and in parked cars and in strip clubs and on park benches...anywhere that felt appropriately dramatic and gritty. Hands were shaken, codes were crafted, hell, they barely stopped short of a 'no girls allowed' sign on the door.

But in the end, they still had the power to make things happen in the world.

It happened in broad daylight. At a stadium concert, surrounded by fans and security. They didn't even try to make it look like an accident or an overdose or like she'd decided she'd spent one midnight too many alone.

The first shot from the m28 went wide and killed a backup dancer instantly. The second took her in the throat, passed through, and critically injured a fan on the other side of the stage. I don't think they were trying to metaphorically silence her voice with that shot. Their aim wasn't that good. It was just a coincidence.

Maybe they were sloppy because they were angry and impulsive and didn't take the time to think it through, but it is more likely that they just didn't care. Or rather, they were desperate for the world to see how much they didn't care. They wanted it to be as blatant and public and traceable as it was. Because of course it was meant as a message. To any other little girls out there that might be thinking about getting mouthy.

But they still didn't understand. Did I tell you, she was beloved?

They had no concept of what they unleashed in that moment, the culmination of growled passwords and notes left in wheel wells, when they destroyed an idol in front of her army of fans.

They spent lifetimes convincing themselves and their sons that women are weak and frivolous.

In the immediate aftermath, they joked that they hoped grocery stores stocked up on chardonnay and double chocolate ice cream to soothe the inevitable tantrums when the truth of their involvement came out.

When the news broke, they made grave apologies and vague comments about national security, hints that there was information the public wasn't and couldn't be privy to, a secret double life, sinister purposes for international tours tied to foreign governments.

No one believed it for a minute of course.

They weren't meant to of course.

Did I tell you, she was beloved?

They began to understand, as the first government buildings began to burn. First domestically. Then across the world.

When their doors were breached and their flesh was ripped out in chunks with glittery gel nails, recompense for a thousand thousand thousand cuts and gouges, as the light faded from their eyes, they finally began to understand.

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Am I a b**** because anytime someone mentions having run a marathon I just ask what was chasing them all that time?

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tamarrud
I have never been in despair about the world. I am enraged by it. I can't afford despair. You can't tell the children there's no hope.

— James Baldwin

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THIS!!

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don't have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You're never going to please the "but what about addiction" people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

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YOU GUYS.

I successfully communicated my needs and boundaries and what I'm available for in a relationship to the person that is trying to date me and it WORKED.

🤯

This communication shit is wild, y'all.

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Halloween costume masterpost!

I dressed up for every day of work and then Halloween parties!

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Are vague threats an acceptable form of flirting? Asking for a friend.