people with high turnip prices be like: “mandatory donation of 500,000 bells, 3 nook miles tickets, and 10 star fragments. tips appreciated :) you must also follow my twitter and RT my pinned to enter (I WILL BE CHECKING). pay up front or my bouncer will beat you to death with their net.”
why are the pigeons so green
chlorophyll
“People in power who see that there is a political advantage to disguising, or concealing, or massaging, or denying numbers, may choose to lie about it.
It’s happened before and it’s almost certainly happening now.
We see the Chinese government recently working to expel Western journalists at precisely this moment where we need credible independent reporting from this kind of region.”
Still bored without computer so just filled another page on the sketchbook
SO good!
I’m just going to leave this here…
ultbee
daftpiss
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”
middlehead
Done
biggest-toothiest-lord
Cowards won’t reblog this version.
sportsnight-deactivated20201211
this is what having adhd is like
isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”
obi-quiet-deactivated20170627
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
cosbyykidd
two kinds of people.
whodunits
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
foreverwholocked
* three kinds of people.
the-lincolnshire-poacher
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
the-feather-kisses
I agree, it is highly unnatural…
my-little-ninja
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages
This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.
Good god, what year is it?
April
marge simpson
“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig
sam’s face when natasha agrees with tony about the accords is sending me
How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it
