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@okra-winfreyy

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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

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i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

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The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is