everyone deserves love, except me i deserve money

due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes

how about if i get more scared than everyone combined

Grant Williams in The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957).

the absence of something is also its presence

tested positive for needing a kiss

I quit drinking so I could be the most insufferable and annoying person. Every time someone offers me a drink, I smirk haughtily, curl a piece of my hair behind my ear and say with the utmost of cunty expressions, “No thanks. I don’t drink.” Basically I stopped drinking to serve cunt

i was inspired

Favorite ship dynamic

Ancient peoples were day drinking like 24/7

“why did they build this” “why did they carve that” “why did they write this story” man they were sloshed

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

by cécile

[ID: photo of confetti in a plastic box labeled “in case of happy ending. End ID]

Fucking literally me

I love tumblr, it’s like I’m talking to the void but it has stuff in common with me

John Singer Sargent - Val d’Aosta:  A Man Fishing, c. 1907

Addison Gallery of American Art