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Turn back whilst ye still can

@okaylumberjack

I'm probably keeping the pineapples up because pineapples are a groovy fruit
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the aesthetic of american far right christianity is horrifying

run-down signs screaming about hell in the middle of nowhere is my aesthetic though

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kaci3po

You don’t know true pants-shitting fear until you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, not a single sign of civilization as far as the eye can see, haven’t seen another living being in three hours, and then out of nowhere suddenly looms a half-destroyed barn with the words “HELL IS REAL” painted on what remains of the roof.

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Capitalism: *summons a giant horrifying uncontrollable demon god*
Liberals: we can control this thing, right? Right? Yeah we're fine. Haha wow there's a lot of screaming from where we're building the cage out of weak metal but I'm sure it's fine. Haha we're good. Seriously I'm not worried at all *drinks heavily*
Libertarians: look if we just hold back and let it run around a bit it will totally be our friend, but like not completely I'm not stupid. *puts on running shoes just in case*
Leftists: FUCKING PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM SO HELP ME
Anarchocapitalists: hey here's an idea, why don't we just
Anarchocapitalists: worship the demon and lie at its feet and hope for mercy
Anarchocapitalists: that always works with dread gods right?
Anarchocapitalists: right, guys?
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me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that's what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

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anar-tea

yesyesyesyes

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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.

Bringing back this prime advice

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aquazie

No okay, so I do Model U.N. which is basically when a room of 50-300 high schoolers get together and debate real world issues together. After formal debate were given “unmoderated caucuses” which let us form the groups were gonna work with for the rest of the conference. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had to cut someone off with this statement. And each and every time, without fail, there is a noticeable pause throughout the group, where everyone is SHOCKED that I’d just demanded respect so directly. And the boy ALWAYS stutters for a second before giving up on what he was saying. The key to saying something like this is that you have to take advantage of that moment of shock, and control the situation to finish what you were saying. Treat it normal, don’t take the moment to revel in the fact you finally have the floor. Don’t speak faster to finish your sentence and let the other person talk. Continue on as normally as possible. If you don’t it’s very easy for someone else to take advantage of that second, or your audience can be immature and fall into a chorus of “ooooooh” in turn making you look like a bitch just for demanding respect. Don’t let people view you that way, command the respect you rightfully deserve. What you have to say is important, and it must be heard in full capacity for success. Also, side note: Girls build up other girls!!! In that same setting I’ve cut off boys all the time with a sharp “let her finish, then you can speak.” I’ve had girls thank me later for letting them speak, and it made me feel fucking amazing. Look out for yourself, look out for others. Get your respect.

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snorelaks

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut