I made a meme

favorite type of steam review

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

🖥 💞 u

nuh uh

so that’s why he needed milk

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

this could be us

sad i can’t get women pregnant. i would’ve been a great deadbeat father.

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

burber

I spent forever on this. Reblog it immediately

[Image ID: A Post by evilscientist3 showing an image of five yellow and orange kittens walking forward on a blue blanket, mirrored and showing them on a red blanket, and edited so both groups of kittens are walking towards a cap point from tf2, captioned "tf2". I've edited the image so all the kittens are dressed as different tf2 characters. On the red side, one wears Engineer's helmet, goggles and glove, one Pyro's gas mask, one Scout's cap and headset, one Spy's balaclava and cigarette, and one Soldier's helmet. On the blue side, one wears Heavy's bandolier, one has Medic's hair and glasses, one Demo's beanie and eyepatch, one Sniper's hat and sunglasses, and one Miss Pauling's hair and glasses. End ID]