I say "die mad about it" far too much for someone who's going to die mad about nearly everything

Kom chilnes yu na ban sishou-de au, kom hodnes yu na hon neson op. Gouthru klir hashta yu soujon, kom taim oso fali kom daun gon graun-de. Ai hod yu in, The 100, mebi oso na hit choda op nodotaim ❤

Dude there is NOTHING sexier than when I cover my mouth to stifle my moans and a man pulls my hands away and holds them down so he can hear me like UGH stick it in my ass daddy

Dude the weirdest shit just happened like I was all ready for this guy to come over and like hella horny and then I got like the tiniest bit drunk and stoned and like my libido is GONE like it's nothing that he did it just like flipped a switch and now I don't want to have sex at all and like super grateful for not being with a guy that forces it for once :(

When he eats ya ass out

My belly button ring is being eeextra testy tonight but ima tell her the same thing I told my nipple rings while they were healing for 3 YEARS: you're gonna fucking heal whether you like it or not so you might as well stop acting like a cunt bc I'm not taking you out