Waking up for school like

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(

me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens

This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries 

Eating pussy is good for the soul 

…I don’t think so.

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

Can 50 cent tweet again instead of kanye

real 😔

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

As if anyone on Tumblr will ever take the risk.

new friend: wait so what actually is your sexuality

me: well you see, im like really into 80’s pop and touch starved but im also extremely scared of intimacy and commitment so you know… gay or whatever

OH MY GOD

Want to meet this niggas mom because she did something right

1: knocked a fool out for hitting the teacher

2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out

3: backed off after the fight ended

4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place

5: didn’t get involved till he had to

grade: A+

10/10

Lawful Good

some people have resting bitch face but Timothée Chalamet has resting fuck me eyes face

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me