fantastic news, everybody. clark & kyle publishing a kids book about krypto together is apparently canon
blessed rayner kryptos
dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.
Fucking insane
holy shit
A year ago I got black-out drunk at a charity bar crawl. My best friend commissioned a painting of his favorite photo of me from that night.
truth trying to go back into her well after dealing with mankind
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
shane stop acting disappointed you’ve known ryan for 8 years you knew this was coming
the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
shit man this got me emotional
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
Obsessed with this cut to Murph while Emily and Brennan make Beast Noises at each other.
not murph doing his bullywug voice as frog gerard
emily protecting murph from spells is actually how i imagine their marriage works
sometimes your family is just
- 118 year old princess who will never find love
- elderly transmasc gay man (+husband)
- the barrel that you age whiskey in
- cat
- Giant Frog Named Nothing
- Death itself
Your husband? We turned him fully into a frog. Yeah, sorry. Yeah he gave up his humanity for you, yeah. He did this after hearing that you only care for him now, not love him. Yeah…sorry.
On the spectrum of rewarding a nat 20 there's Brennan "lets a donkey break free from a seemingly improvised curse and turn into a handsome prince because a cricket shot a rocket at him" Lee Mulligan and on the other end there's Brian "you come to the reality that the jean jacket that you wore to impress your girlfriend 20 years ago was super lame" Murphy
move over, star wars, this is the best parent reveal
thank you for this amazing compilation of murph character moments, absolutely perfect
i needed to transcribe this for prosperity:
Murph: We’ve actually had conversations about how Emily thinks that maybe me and her aren’t soulmates, but her and Bowie, and also her and our stray cat, Stevie, are soul mates? [laughter]
Emily: Stevie is a soulmate.
Jake: Are those painful conversations? [laughter] Where Emily feels more cosmically connected to the stray cat–?
Emily: I just don’t think that humans are necessarily soulmates. Because we talk to each other and our personalities are so–
Caldwell: Okay.
Emily: But like, animals are so instinctual.
Murph: I think Emily’s like, we kind of chose to be together, but like–
Emily: Yes.
Jake: Which is nice.
Murph: Her and the cats are star-crossed.
Caldwell: Gotcha.
Emily: But these cats just came into my life and chose me in a way–and their personalities aren’t as complex as humans. So they can’t be mitigating their own destinies all the time.
Murph: It’s less of like, being devastating and more of like, I do a verbal doubletake. [laughter] Where Emily will say something like that, and I’ll say, “Wait. Did you just say that I am not your soulmate, but several cats are?”
starting a collection
new addition!!