WHAT AM I DOING?
Minding my own business
Whatever I want
Your mom

@ohthisisgonnasuck / ohthisisgonnasuck.tumblr.com
Minding my own business
Whatever I want
Your mom
I got my dick stuck in a trap in your dungeon, please help.
motherfucker why was your dick out mid-adventure
did you forget to put up the "no monsterfuckers" sign
i did put up the sign but it turned out to be a mimic and ran away
apparently it was seduced by a bard
In my defense, it removed the "no".
Pluuuuuus,
I'm not a bard & it's not what you think.
Y'all ain't gonna fucking believe this shit:
talk shit as much as you want about blocking the paths, at a supermarket
But the people that fly around the corners, from paths, are objectively worse
this vegan shit easy
I have so many questions, something broke inside me & now I have to go eat a BLT with a spoon.
Absolutely *love* tasteful, semi-nudes & Tumblr is the best site for them, frfr. Insta-hoes ain't got shit on y'all beauties!
i finally bought some hiking shoes because i keep slipping and almost dying trying to hike with my running shoes that have been worn down flat
how is the cat ‘No’ ?
he just Is
I'm very pleased to see this.
do you guys hate yourself a lot or something 🤨
Absolutely, thank you for noticing.
My animals are all sassy AF; I wonder where they get it from.
honestly kind of maddening that the jokes about shitty nurses still rely on invoking the ontologically evil mean girl who is just attracted to nursing for reasons of intrinsic personal badness, when what's actually happening is that pretty much any situation in which one person is in a position of structural power over another, and assumed to be more credible or reliable by dint of professional or social capital, is conducive to creating and enabling patterns of abuse
i really don't know why half the notes on here are interpreting this as some kind of defence of the healthcare system or of nurses. also if your explanation of the origins of abusive nurses relies on some special characteristic of nursing specifically then it's a bad one because doctors also abuse patients and that abuse is enabled by the same power differential described above. this in fact also happens when doctors and nurses are highly paid and professionally respected. because that does not eliminate the specific relationship between patient and professional that enables the abuse.
is this an american thing? as someone who has lived in countries with socialised health care exclusively, i have never met a mean nurse. everyone i've met who is a nurse has been lovely, kind hearted and genuinely wants to help people. they are over worked and underpaid and still show up ready to do their job to the best of their ability. shout out to nurses!!!
dude. read the room. coming on to a post about abusive nurses and talking about how great nurses are..... sucks.
and no, it's not a US thing. medical providers abuse their power everywhere.
A haiku, courtesy of my father:
I know nice people.
I know very rude ones.
Their jobs can vary.
Absolutely surrounded by pussy (there is a cat sleeping on either side of me while I play video games in bed)
Having more than one cat and they just pile on/around you, is the most magical feeling.
Pussy pile perfection.
Oh, they did the thing in my bed!
♡age in bio before following♡
Artsy, tasteful, and flawless skin?
Cherry indeed!
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TIL: Ben Stein wasn't just a "boring guy" actor/voice actor. Some of the surprising shit:
- professor of economics
- worked for 2 US presidents
- considered a comedian
- Wikipedia page not fully sourced
- still alive & working
Absolutely surrounded by pussy (there is a cat sleeping on either side of me while I play video games in bed)
Having more than one cat and they just pile on/around you, is the most magical feeling.
Pussy pile perfection.
Flashback:
When I was like 13, my friend's mom threw an old bag of Skittles out the sunroof and it whacked a pedestrian in the face.
This psycho-ass bitch said "Oh, shit! I guess he's tasting the rainbow!"
Bruh, how the FUCK can you slam your doors so hard you rattle MY shelves? And 100x a day? Really? REALLY?
Not even fucking joking I legit counted 20x in 30mins? HOW ARE YOUR DOORS/CABINETS EVEN ATTACHED TO HINGES ANYMORE? HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THAT?
