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BackOnMyBullshit

@ohthisisgonnasuck / ohthisisgonnasuck.tumblr.com

30y/o, agender / andro ; trying to assimilate & failing. Total knob, sorry-ish. Cats are named after the wrestlers.
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evilwizard
Anonymous asked:

I got my dick stuck in a trap in your dungeon, please help.

motherfucker why was your dick out mid-adventure

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psychuan

did you forget to put up the "no monsterfuckers" sign

i did put up the sign but it turned out to be a mimic and ran away

apparently it was seduced by a bard

In my defense, it removed the "no".

Pluuuuuus,

I'm not a bard & it's not what you think.

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honestly kind of maddening that the jokes about shitty nurses still rely on invoking the ontologically evil mean girl who is just attracted to nursing for reasons of intrinsic personal badness, when what's actually happening is that pretty much any situation in which one person is in a position of structural power over another, and assumed to be more credible or reliable by dint of professional or social capital, is conducive to creating and enabling patterns of abuse

i really don't know why half the notes on here are interpreting this as some kind of defence of the healthcare system or of nurses. also if your explanation of the origins of abusive nurses relies on some special characteristic of nursing specifically then it's a bad one because doctors also abuse patients and that abuse is enabled by the same power differential described above. this in fact also happens when doctors and nurses are highly paid and professionally respected. because that does not eliminate the specific relationship between patient and professional that enables the abuse.

is this an american thing? as someone who has lived in countries with socialised health care exclusively, i have never met a mean nurse. everyone i've met who is a nurse has been lovely, kind hearted and genuinely wants to help people. they are over worked and underpaid and still show up ready to do their job to the best of their ability. shout out to nurses!!!

dude. read the room. coming on to a post about abusive nurses and talking about how great nurses are..... sucks.

and no, it's not a US thing. medical providers abuse their power everywhere.

A haiku, courtesy of my father:

I know nice people.

I know very rude ones.

Their jobs can vary.

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TIL: Ben Stein wasn't just a "boring guy" actor/voice actor. Some of the surprising shit:

- professor of economics

- worked for 2 US presidents

- considered a comedian

- Wikipedia page not fully sourced

- still alive & working

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Bruh, how the FUCK can you slam your doors so hard you rattle MY shelves? And 100x a day? Really? REALLY?

Not even fucking joking I legit counted 20x in 30mins? HOW ARE YOUR DOORS/CABINETS EVEN ATTACHED TO HINGES ANYMORE? HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THAT?