cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care
free to use!
free to use!
who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis
free to use!!!
OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)
Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?
My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!
Me: After getting stung by wasps?
Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.
excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now
I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?
Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic
This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history
“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”
It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic
Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.
There’s no grooves on a CD tho???
They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.
Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that
well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”
And that’s how the CD was invented
how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????
probably got some ideas outta this
Fucking mad lads
A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol
okay but is everyone going to skip over how the game is called “debt and despair”
Because that’s solid fucking gold
웃========✧|✧========웃
Dude our beam attacks are clashing can u stop
dirt
mmmm… tasty..
the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please
CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING
This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.
They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.
you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake
me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?
u sound like a virgin
u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….
me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you
