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AZIRAPHALE APOLOGIST

@ohsoineffable

He/Him | EPISODE SIX ENDING RUINED MY LIFE

one of the truly funniest things that crowley does in the entire series is that he goes full-hog james bond to steal away some holy water when he could probably just tempt someone to go in at any point and scoop some up in an empty water bottle, man was obsessed with sean connery and it fucking shows

awww, babies... I sigh as I gaze fondly at screencaps and fanart of six thousand year old supernatural beings in the bodies of middle-aged men

BUT LOOK AT THEIR ADORABLE SHY SMILES, HOW CAN YOU NOT FOND OVER THEM? 😭

𝐄𝐱𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐬 (𝑏𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦).

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑥𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐼𝑠𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝐸𝑔𝑦𝑝𝑡. 𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑒𝑎 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐼𝑠𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑔𝑦𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑦.