“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

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This is so pure.

what are some good cities

Owl

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

me @ 2016 and the world in general:

tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:

-suffering -the pain of living

So I dunno how many people know this but if you go to burgerking and order anything at all off the menu, even just a drink, you get two little surveys on the back of the receipt

Each survey can get you a free whopper burger or a chicken sandwich with the purchase of any drink (even the $1 drink)

Just fill out the survey and get the code and write it on the back.

If you are short on money and really need a substantial meal, you can keep doing this cycle of getting receipts and free sandwiches for as long as you like

Idk I thought this might help people who are hard up for cash. This works in the US.

reblog 2 save a hungry tummy maybe?

these surveys actually saved me as a child growing up with a neglectful, mentally ill mother. shout out 2 every hood burger king

Drag queen Phi Phi O’Hara recreates 90s cartoons

Drag queen, artist and chameleon extraordinaire Phi Phi O'Hara is chronicling her #365DaysOfDrag project on Instagram. As part of the year-long project, O'Hara limited her subject matter for a time to iconic cartoon characters of the ‘90s — and they are amazing.

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JUDY

i live

Ok but this post left out the two best ones.

YOU BETTER FUCK. IT. UP.

CHARACTER MAKEUP. I CANT YES.

Such talent

Definitely

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

How do I even respond to this

these were meant to be private

Cute Dog Takes a Second to Understand Joke, but Enjoys it Anyway

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

i walked into my room and saw my cat had tucked himself underneath my blankets and was taking a nap