Why are these fish so hard to catch?

People order pizza with a side of breadsticks, which are covered in cheese and dipped in marinara, meaning that they’re just eating a pizza and another more vertical pizza.

When the pizza arrives early

Have a Jupiter.  I may make this a series, but we’ll see.

Would love to see a sailor Mars.

p!atd then+now [TRP]

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

i lost it at Soul Absorbing Bone Tower

@hollywouldpizza

Reblog if you still ugly in 2016

he bout to get his ass beat

[drawing of a white fish with blue fins saying “Just because you don’t have many close friends doesn’t mean people don’t like you.” in a light blue speech bubble.]

Thank you doodle fish spread your wisdom

when my POC and Latino friends invite me over for dinner

I AM SCREAMING OMFG

They finally learning to clapback!!!

@beyonslayed shut the fuck up you dumb ass nigger. Go back to the fields or I’ll fucking hang you like your ape brothers

This is so cute. You trash ass crackers have had over four hundred years and can’t even come up with updated racist jokes don’t you got a chicken in the fridge defrosting that you about to eat raw :/

I can’t wait for a black lives matter parade and the police slaughter every one. It would make the world such a better place!

Now let’s wait and see how long until you issue a fake apology, retract these posts, delete your blog, and get fired from your job since you wanna get big and bold in 2016

Tumblr user @acdcman98 is Dyllan Abston.

They work at Subway and attends Lindsey Wilson College as an accounting major in Colombia, Kentucky.

Facebook: Dyllan Abston https://www.facebook.com/acdcman98

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/acdcman98

Twitter: https://twitter.com/acdcman98

Here’s the Subway Customer Service number. I’ve already called and put in a complaint.

1 (800) 888-4848

Here’s the contact information for the head of the Business Administration at Dylan’s college:

Linda McKinley-Grider, MPS, Chair, Division of Business & CIS Center for Entrepreneurship (270) 384-7385   griderl@lindsey.edu

Do with that information what you will.

Fucking savage

i literally know what exact scene each of these have come from

Atlantic and some street

damn accurate 

“She’s really pretty for a black girl”

“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

“She’s doing really well for a woman”

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

Hello, beautifuls. It’s me, Brendon. I wanna tell you that I love you. Right now, I’m sitting at my piano. The same place that I wrote a lot of my new album “Death Of A Bachelor” (out January 15th on the internet or anywhere CDs are sold if you’re someone who leaves their house; ::end of shameless plug::). And, actually, I’m sitting where I wrote the song of the same name. Holiday decorations at my back. Fire burning low. ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’ playing in the background. Maybe it’s the holiday spirit or maybe it’s this Disney movie, but I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you and can’t wait to show you what I’ve been working on. So here’s a video I shot for the song “Death Of A Bachelor”. Something to hold you over until the album comes out (again, it comes out January 15th, just in case you were wondering or you just forgot). Anyway, I hope your holiday break is awesome and that you can deal with your family’s awkwardness with grace and patience. I love and appreciate you. Happy new year! Brendon Urie Panic! At The Disco

—— Pre-order Death Of A Bachelor through Apple Music, Amazon, Google Play + CD bundles available in the webstore