I can’t believe that some people have never seen Daily Lives of High School Boys 

people who say offensive shit cause they think it’s funny or edgy are honestly so embarrassing

An angel

me: *knows 2017 is when the consequences of 2016′s horrible events will start to be reflected*

2017: i’m gonna be a great year!

both of us:

me: *doesnt eat* me: what the fuck…why am i so tired and light headed what the hale…..

I AM DECEASED

Merry Christmas everybody, and happy birthday Vitya!

we miss 100% of the sips we dont take, babes

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

Bonus:

I love my yelling goblin child

he loves to yell

Oh look they changed the Hollywood sign again