Trump’s inauguration musical lineup: DJ Ravidrums, 3 Doors Down, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, and Jackie Evancho.

Everybody: 

obama’s wife was disrespected, his daughters were disrespected, HE was disrespected but he never resorted to acting like 5 year old on social media and to the press

More Art of My Neighbor Totoro - Art Direction by Kazuo Oga (1988)

Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.

I AM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS

You missed the best one! The Abydos Helicopter

This scares the shit out of me

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I’m here for this.

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

I don’t think Jeb Bush actually wants to be president

At every debate he looks like a shy child whose family has bullied him into playing football when all he wants to do is DANCE

Disney channel original movie about jeb: “but, son, this is your dream!” “No, dad. It’s your dream” *gasps from the republican party*

sf commission

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

give people love because they deserved to be loved not because you want it in return

Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods

i’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

leave him alone

watch your wallets

remember when we all thought that mitt romney would be the worst possible thing to happen to politics ohohoho boy were we naive

I guess you could say He Got Trumped

Remember when we thought John McCain of all people would be a conservative nightmare? It’s like each Republican candidate to emerge is part of the same supervillain who after each defeat keeps saying “You fools! This isn’t even my final form!”

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

I loved these books

nice