every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

good…..bye…..

😂Wtf

I HOLLERED AT THIS

I ded

😂😂😂😂😂😂

FUCKING DED 😂😂

Omg 😭😭😭😭

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Anne Frank, Audrey Hepburn, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were born in the same year: 1929.

All millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay

Persona 5 (2016)

Danganronpa (2011 - 2017)

Hey I just wanted to know when was murder a minor felony

that’s like the big one

I’m glad I watched this

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

I’m????

Can we even help men anymore at this point

Real shit

#GetTinaThick2017

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

Girl: he Me: Dump Him

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

wise words

I miss the president THINKING full stop

Stop checking on people that aren’t checking on you

Wow. Ralph’s just coming out and saying it.