WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

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What the actual flipping hell AMERICA

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

how he do that

fucking artists man

Haha I thought this was real at first

Artist overdrive

When you’re watching ZOOTOPIA and start to wonder what kind of animal you’d be...

“would you like to have sex”

Let criminals take their own mugshots, called “cell-fies”

LOUD GUN

BIG LOUD

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OH LET’S BREAK IT DOWN

Being on Tumblr at 3 in the morning

This isn’t regular darkness,

This is advanced darkness.

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