spotify calls me baby

"alfred is the only normal one" "alfred holds the single braincell" "alfred can do no wrong" alfred Thaddeus crane pennyworth is an ex-spy with a bastard child who got a job as a butler after his failed acting career who for some reason agreed to adopt his dead employers traumatized son before spending the rest of his life enabling the most insane fucking behavior ever exhibited by human beings.

He also acts like he wasn't there??? "Master Bruce [insert some passive aggressive comment about Bruce being a vigilant] SIR YOU WERE HIS DAD.

OBSESSED Behind The Scenes

There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest

guy whose social role is to say “I fucking hate it here, I don’t respect literally any of you people” somehow so much funnier in a mammal than a bug

It's actually embarrassing that his son came out before him.

Bruce raging bisexual Wayne definitely has a coming out story in the chamber for publicity

#his entire media team is on standby for code rainbow#Bruce slays hard

by @transfemskullfucker

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

I missed BOTH of them.

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

titans tower

snoopys! by fruitillu

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

you see that airplane???? its real high. just like we are all about to be

Supernova and some guy

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

you are all. correct.

The amount of effort ficwriter does in order to write a fic. "nah the story doesn't need to be that accurate it's just a fic I'm not getting any money out of it" and then as they keep writing and posting their browse history is something like "moon calendar in 1981"

If I mentally wire my brain to think about the otp when I'm listening to But Daddy I Love Him. (not hard tbh) THEN it's a great song love the lyrics.

One of the things that’s fascinating about Superboy to me as a shameless powerscaler is that he’s like. Right on the edge of being too powerful. There’s a line between characters that can be active heroes and beings that are so powerful as to basically be gods, who have to be shuffled off to their own corners of canon and only show up for really big cosmic threats so as to not break the plausibility of the setting. Superman stays out of Gotham, Silver Surfer stays out in space, Jean Gray dies if she goes full Phoenix. Kon should be in that category, but no one at DC pays enough attention to him to realize it.

Can you imagine? A character who is basically Jean Gray and Superman combined, but no one ever thinks about it because he wears silly shades and a leather jacket and his telekinesis has a minor range limitation that he’s outgrowing. If you seriously introduced a character like that, the idea of them being an oft-ignored minor character would be laughable.

And yet, somehow Kon sneaks in under the radar! At least part of it is the Kryptonian powerset, obviously. Between the various members of the Superfam and the many copies and parodies across different settings, we get used to treating all those very powerful abilities as one thing, so it doesn’t feel like as big a deal to add all of them onto one other power, especially when Tactile Telekinesis is often forgotten or underused by writers who can’t manage inventive power use.

But what it all adds up to is one of the most powerful characters in DC canon, with a huge amount of room to grow, being consistently treated as a minor sidekick. It’s truly wild.

Like she wants to be Relevant but she’s bad at it so her song names are slang that’s just shy of being relevant that have been ran thru the ringer and are in the process of getting spat out. But she also wants to be a Serious Artist so she throws in her serious Artist titles. But she’s bad at this as well. But she wants to merge this with being relevant. I have in the past thought I’ve been too harsh on her for my criticisms about how she has no backbone artistically and will change whatever she’s doing to trend with the zeitgeist. And I’ve thought I’ve been too harsh because she’s been famous since she was 17 obviously she’s not going to be the same person forever. But i mean the difference between midnights visuals and whatever this is. This isn’t an evolution of style this is the selling of an aesthetic. What was I trying to say. We must remember and Taylor swift will never let us forget. That she is cringe