moon

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

beats by dr. phil

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they're the sexiest instrument

Bass guitars are like "brrrr" and it fucks

anti-vaccine? no man i’m so fucking pro-vaccine i’ll do pretty much anything to inject that covid protection juice into my fucking veins

let me feel what this woman is feeling

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

Louise Glück, from “Crossroads”, Poems 1962-2012

might just mess around and reclaim my human worth as intrinsic instead of defined by my productivity

rivals (romantically)