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22 With A Fat Ass

@ohdarlingraven / ohdarlingraven.tumblr.com

Just another bird trying to lose weight. Get it, bird? My name is Raven. Anyways, I'm 5'7" HW: 220 SW: 210 CW: 145!

What is your gym situation?

What precautions is your gym taking?

My gym never closed because, Nebraska, so I'm just curious.

No gym for about 5 months now. South bay (~60min from me) gyms opened temporarily, but had to close pretty fast. Was probably open for 2-3 weeks? They used an appointment system (60min long) and closed 30min after every appointment to clean. 

I haven’t used my fucking treadmill for months so congrats, you were right. My mom hates me because it’s taken over our dining room #yolo

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

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*hacker voice* i’m in

I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

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i read the sentence “abusers groom their character witnesses as carefully as they groom their victims” (in a comment thread in response to a “but i know [the accused] and hes such a nice man!!”) and it’s blowing my mind a weird amount even though i guess i already knew that