Link's gonna have a SUPER fucked up shoulder.

Are you guys doing okay in there

Probably not considering all the binge reading posts that have been posted.

lol they are trapped inside my little reader cage

#I managed to escape#Eventually

Get back in.

Oh no, I know what that is. I have work tomorrow and I actually have a healthy sleep schedule for once, I cannot afford to read a Derin Story

It's just one lil story how bad could it be

'just take a look' said the crocodile, opening its mouth

“Sex Change Just ‘Legal Correction’”, March 31. 1956.

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

I see two common formulas when a character is severely hurt

injured >> panic >> faint

or

injured >> hide it >> faint

While these two formulas are great, I am here to propose other things people do when they are in severe physical pain. pain to this degree throws a persons entire body out of wack, show it!

here are some other less commonly found things people do when they’re in severe pain:

feel free to add more in comments/reblogs!

I'm serious when I say the United States is actively hostile to children. Constant school shootings our leaders refuse to do anything about. Child Protective Services that overwhelmingly do nothing of the sort. No healthcare. Our education system is abysmal. Very few areas in the public that are safe for children to be in. Large swaths of states making gender affirming care for trans kids a felony. Child marriages are legal in a lot of states. Treating kids like property parents have every right to do whatever they want to, to the point where the U.S. is one of the very few countries that refused to ratify the U.N.'s Convention On The Rights Of The Child explicitly on the basis that treating children like people erodes the rights of American parents. And now states are enacting laws that overturn child labor laws like it's the goddamn Victorian Age. And even before those laws were made, it turns out that migrant children have been working in factories for a lot of companies, including the supposedly socially-minded Ben and Jerry's.

As complicated as adult life is, I would never want to be a kid again, with no say or agency in my life and completely helpless to the whims of the adults around me.

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

look, that one's trying to upvote

i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Chaos at the wedding as I reunite with the friend I’ve known for seventeen years (even if we haven’t seen each other for seven) whom I “lovingly forced” to be my fellow filmmaker in the woods around our village as a kid and teen.

Things have not changed.

(Also, 95% am not gonna be an uncle for either sister, it’s a theoretical query 😂)

academic publishing explained

A) this is hilarious and kids are fucking incredible comedians with devastatingly frank takedowns of adult nonsense

B) for people in the tags, I am absolutely certain it’s not “I sell paper”!!! It’s “hice el paper” = “I made/did the paper”

its trans dean tuesday happy trans dean tuesday

its trans dean thursday happy trans dean thursday

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

how does this post keep getting better

ID: Two images each showing two overlaid digital drawings, of Ruby and Anna from Supernatural respectively. In the first image the background is blue, in the second it is pink, otherwise the images are the same. Both drawings are taken from episode 4x16. Ruby is in front, shown shoulders up, and looking up and to her right. Anna is over Ruby's left shoulder with her body facing away, but her head turned to look back over her shoulder. There are doodles of devil's horn and tail over Ruby and a halo and wings over Anna. End ID

why do culturally christian athiests say the most vile, antisemitic shit ever and then just go “you’re oppressing me because you said culturally christian 😡” like ok bro go off but you just told me i should die in the holocaust so uh

Billie study