I am now the king

King Frank

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My name is Frank!

He is known as the first and last man in the UN to go skydiving without a parachute

He once jumped from a plane without a parachute at over 1,000 feet and survived the fall;

he has a body count that is infamous, both to the people he’s killed and to those he hasn’t;

he is a master of the martial arts and an accomplished fighter;

he’s a flamethrower

he had a crush on an anime character named Gawain

he is an artist and a musician

and he is a complete asshole.