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The fuck did I just watch? 

Christian dating

you can never smile at anyone of the same gender. ever

One is not like the other.

the last dog looks so proud omg

#ohmahgad

Hoe don’t do it

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

In 2005, 2 weeks into a 12 month overseas contract, this over-zealous dick arrested me for something I clearly did not do. He used his mobile to ring my phone, to check I had given him the correct mobile number. I saved it. When I am drunk, I phone him at 5am, wake him up, and practise my German.

Ebola prevention: removing protective gear isn’t easy

PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread

Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)

13 Life Hacks/Tips to Simplify Your Life #3

In an interview, if asked why you want to work for the company, explain how you’ll use your knowledge and skills to make the company better.

When making tacos, put the cheese on before the meat. The cheese will melt and prevent the taco shell from breaking apart.

Accidentally erase something you just typed on your iPhone? To undo that, just shake it!

Exhale completely. Inhale for four seconds. Hold your breath for seven seconds. Exhale for eight seconds. Repeat to relax you to sleep.

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