a masterpost
you can only reblog this every day of the week
I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
go cozy aaaaaaaaahhhh go sleepy aaaaaahhhhhh
Don’t Apologize...
- for crying
- for feeling sad
- for expressing your emotions
- for being different
- for doing the things that make you happy
- for making yourself a priority
- for being you
in bloom // neck deep
I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
I do try to be wholesome but every time I do I just wish I was back on my bullshit
I, a thot, wants you to join this Hot Girl Summer
👀👀👀 back to the thot life. I shot my shot w my ex coworker n he’s down lqnqjjwnqjqjqjqj
I think it’s really pathetic that people who you cut off tries to check up on you to see if you still like them.
I do try to be wholesome but every time I do I just wish I was back on my bullshit
I Can’t Feel You // American Football
I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”. Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.






