the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah
let me eat this grass and chill the fuck out
random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am
neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
I’m reporting my puppy for being illegally cute. For your own sake, avert your eyes.
so Alecto the Ninth
the arts separately cause why not
he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
what if your wife had CANCER and your pupil went MISSING and your employee was INSTITUTIONALIZED and your other employee was MAIMED and your best friend was a CANNBAL and everyone blames YOU
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
otto-woods
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.
sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives
Pedestrian affirmations:
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU
GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU
CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION
