my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

Rihanna’s impact

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

Cats are just little dudes

sext: please tell me everything you like about me and why in complete detail double spaced please use evidence to support your claims, watch out for run-on sentences

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

A Grandmother’s Essentials

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

what’s the mood… for april?

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

why are we all doing april fools jokes when nothing can beat being publicly executed and then showing up again 3 days later

do u ever just

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

some people have moneys. some people have freaken dollars and cents. some people have coins, and bucks. and well i’m not one of those people.

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression