can we just…. 

Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort

😂😂😂😂

Funny Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

I still don’t know why we are so surprised about the fact that Taylor stalks us on social networks when this story exists tbh

This story never gets old

I’d never heard this story before. What a great one!

James Rhodes - Is that not worth exploring?

A wonderfully illustrated point

Rob and Nick Carter - Painting Photographs

Winter’s Tale: Photos by Kilian Schonberger

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a 

Is this the kids bop version

My tummy doesn’t have to be cute. It holds my internal organs. My thighs don’t have to “crush men’s skulls”. I use them to carry myself. My stretch marks don’t have to be tiger stripes I earned. They came when I grew.

Stop.

feeling this

This!

I feel like even body positivity is too focused on, like, the appearance of the body. I know I became a whole lot happier with my body when I started thinking of it less in terms of how it looked (to me or anyone else) and realized, that, like…

When I feel cool breeze on my skin on a really hot day, my body did that for me.

When I step into a bath after a hike, and my muscles ache, but in a good way, and the steam all around me makes me feel like a flower blooming, my body did that for me.

And the hike before it, and standing on a large rock breathing the raw winter air seeing the power of the half-frozen river. That too.

When I’ve had a plate of pasta puttanesca, and I chopped and sauteed the ingredients and now I’m full-but-not-uncomfortable, and warm all over, and perfectly content, my body did that for me.

My body doesn’t have to look awesome to be awesome. It’s awesome because it’s where I live.

Pastel Colours, Fruits & Disco Balls on this Funny Instagram Account

Soft Shells: A Portrait Series That Presents Subjects in Every Piece of Their Wardrobe by Libby Oliver

This roadtrip keeps you in 70 degree weather for the full year.

@bobbycaputo

In?

I can really go for a good road trip right now.

Table for a band of Fugitives, Please!

The players stirred up trouble in town by accident, and were attempting to hide from the towns guard in a tavern.

DM: you hear a bit of a commotion near the entrance, and you look over to see a guard stepping through the door, kinda pushing people away.

Dragonborn: I duck under the table

DM: tables are pretty small

Dragonborn: I. Duck. Under. The. Table.

DM: … ok, roll a deception check.

Dragonborn: (ooc) nat20!

DM: *long suffering sigh* the guard is curious why one of the tables is about four or five feet higher than any of the others, but he doesn’t see anything. The table is so tall no one else can be seen from behind it.

In most of the bars we go to now the tables are usually attached to the floor- we always check.

mark5

No, I was not in Vietnam

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

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