i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
2023 is the year I try to avoid perfectionism
Like maybe if you spent less time trying to do the thing perfectly you could actually get the thing done for a change
collectyoursoul-deactivated2022
happy friday 13th to all the sexy spooky bitches out there.
often ask myself why I am the way I am, but this bitch was a part of my formative years and I don’t think I have to look much further
Like you can’t just give a kid a sensual song number with an undulating fruity Tim Curry skeleton and not expect some kind of switch to flip idk man
I never left my emo phase it just matured into dark academia like a fine wine
IF I GET TOO CLOSE AND I'M NOT HOW YOU HOPED FORGIVE MY NORTHERN ATTITUDE OH I WAS RAISED OUT IN THE COLD IF THE SUN DON'T RISE 'TILL THE SUMMER TIME FORGIVE MY NORTHERN ATTITUDE OH I WAS RAISED ON LITTLE LIGHT
Northern Attitude, Noah Kahan
it's just that "I'm no longer funny, cause I miss the way you laugh" and "now I know your name, but not who you are" and "your page was blank, but I read it" and "I'm in the business of losing your interest" and "gave me your word, but now i cant pronounce it" and "feels like I've been ready for you to come home for so long that I didn't think to ask you where you'd gone" and "those things I miss but know are never coming back" and "It's not Halloween, but the ghost you're dressed up as sure knows how to haunt" and "spend the rest of my life with what could have been" and "you miss something that you can't place" and
Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in
The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:
“It hurts my head to think of how many things had to happen for our paths to intersect. Of all those numberless little fortunes that led me to you. A broken alarm clock, a delayed train, a sudden downpour, and there we were, You and I, sharing coffee, our whole lives ahead of us.”
— Beau Taplin
babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF
REMEMBER
Non Alchoholic beer like O’Dooles still has small bits of alcohol in it. It is not safe to give to those in recovery.
