Aquatar Water Park, Qatar
People enter and the only thing that comes out the bottom is gelatinized gore
this looks like a PS1 Final Fantasy background
You enter the top and come out the bottom in 2-3 business days
Pulled over by a state trooper and slowly but very obviously grabbing a mithril glaive from the backseat
"I pull lots of guys."
"I pull so many girls!"
Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.
HELL YEAH ‼️‼️‼️
Like and reblog if you love to PULL your PORK.
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me
a tone indicator for when a statement is made by a bunny: hey guys /🐇
Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
okay so-
Fun fact: the stingless bees Tetragonula carbonaria can make beautiful spiral structures in their hives to house their young!
Source: Tim Heard, for a paper on how this mimics crystal growth
ur on t blockers? yeah thats cool im actually on t parriers. i can counterattack to do bonus damage and also chain into my normal attack combo. nbd
I love it when whole species of animals have human names. Robins are little Roberts. Magpies are pied Margarets. In French, foxes used to be called goupils, but in Medieval stories they were always named Reynard, a cognate of Reinhart, and now the standard word for fox is renard. It’s like if we said, yeah, that cat looks like his name could be Jim, so cats are just called jims forever now.
Male unneutered cats are called Toms
I’ll count it!
creepypasta for cats!!!!!!!!! one time one of the taller high up cats opened a food and you sniffed it and you didn’t like it. and instead of opening up a food you like the high up cat ate it because this food was NEVER(!!!!!!!!) going to be for you at all! It was for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so old she witnessed the ignition of the first stars














