happy glorious 25th of may
Spoiler for Zelda TOTK ahead, you've been warned.
THE DEVELOPPER GOT SO SCARED OF THE POWER OF THE SIDON/LINK SHIP , THEY HAD TO GIVE SIDON A FIANCÉE IN TOTK, YOU COWARDS. though depicting a statue of Link riding Sidon at the very entry of the city is absolutely contradictorily hilarious. The level of denial.
forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings
The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
the eroticism of maintenance and repair
Something like that?
oh I was talking about being a robot and having a girls hands wrist deep in my chassis tugging on cables but this is good too yeah
Trans femmes, reblog to give yourself bigger tits
i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
this was funnier in my head
urbanfantasyinspiration
Then you must be in hysterics
Me:…so yeah, this white powder is a chemical our scientists make that makes cakes super super fluffy and bread insanely fast and easy to make. Like, no rising time at all!
Medieval peasant, holding a box of Arm and Hammer: glory be to God for His wonders in the world! And you can clean things with it too?
Me: oh, yeah, you can clean like everything with it, it’s amazing.
Medieval peasant, scrubbing the living hell out of a cooking pot: damn the future’s pretty nice. I’m so proud of you.
"Bouba and Kiki are Yuri" - My girlfriend, on post limit, who begged me to post this
the inherent eroticism of machines haunts me literally every day
I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.
truly cannot relate to all these people I see lately being like “girls love to transcend the limitations of the flesh and embrace the purity of the machine“ but their frame of reference for “the purity of the machine” is like, breakable and disposable modern consumer electronics. girlies I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are not transcending shit, you are significantly more fragile than the flesh and you are going to be thrown away in 1.5 years when planned obsolescence kicks in. catch me actually surpassing the bonds of organic humanity as a completely analog piece of industrial machinery full of red-hot valves and slamming pistons and the ability to replace my own bolts when they finally wear down after 15 years of continuous operation. I am a vital part of the supply chain and they will never stop manufacturing replacement parts for me. I am a colossus of heat and steel that will remain functional long after the flesh recedes into the soil and the glass and plastic has melted and shattered under my high-pressure max-torque industrial treads. I forget what I was talking about originally but my point stands
