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@officialjeffgoldblum / officialjeffgoldblum.tumblr.com

29 livin a li(f)e. jessie. f.

haha that awkward moment when I was a lesbian the entire time and no one told me

if there’s anyone still here, check out my handmade soy candles @wickedwitchwicks on insta.

my bf compliments me so much that I’m like, what’s ur motive here?? huh??

for me, a “nap” just means closing my door, crawling into bed and under the covers, and then crying

I don’t really consider myself a tumblr-er anymore but i’ll be honest..... I miss the good days of tumblr so much sometimes 

I truly feel like I found myself on tumblr more than any other previous website i’d used. I joined in 2009 when I was 18/a senior in high school and then it died somewhere in between but it was a good chunk of my adulthood years. i’m nearing 30 and it feels like this weird transition

this is oddly specific to my life but just feels so real

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u
- it's wild to me that a post I made more than 6 years ago is one of my most liked/reblogged posts of my tumblr career (RIP alive tumblr) and that more specifically, it's a simon and garfunkel joke and I just love that so much

here’s a photo set of 28 year old me celebrating getting my license yesterday

you can read the story on my insta @jesgoldblum

I just finally told my mom I’m bi and she was like “ok, can I go back on facebook now” smh millennials