french kissing life

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

There I painted it.

Dude.

every month with chronic & mental illness in the US is like please ma'am may I have some more of the medications that make me not die I've been a very good boy. and the doctor is like of course. let me ask the corporations. and then I call the pharmacy a few days later like hey so my doctor said I'm allowed to live. can I have those medications...the corporations said I couldn't ask for them any earlier so I'm out now...and they're like oh, some inexplicable delay has occurred with the corporations or the mail or our computer, even though you do this here every single month and have for years now. and then a week and a few calls later the corporation is like "ugh.....fine. you may live. that'll be hundreds of dollars." and I'm like "why am I even asking you if you're not going to pay for this" and they're like there is simply no other way this can happen without me making billions of dollars and as I'm sure you understand that is the greater good. see you next month if you live!

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

Do you think Phillip Screwdriver and Allen Wrench ever explored each others bodies

*guy stumbles out of torture labyrinth, covered in dirt and blood, clothes torn, on the verge of passing out with a thousand yard stare* maybe... Maybe I will buy myself a yummy treat. As a reward

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

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I am identifying and eliminating secret self-imposed rules i am identifying and eliminating secret self-imposed rules I am identifying and eliminating secret self-imposed rules

by the way my tumblr post editor looked like this while I was writing this. poetic

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...

okay if you care so much then don't watch 🙄 people are always whining about the show but I knowwww you're tuning in. besides he's never known anything else at this point it'd be cruel to end the show. like what are they gonna do? just release him into the wild?

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

benches scared me i thought they were dual wield halo assault rifles

i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

If you can speak Spanish, you got the job! 

🎥: frankcaliendo (IG)

hey we didn't program your boyfriend to be marriageable. sorry. yeah you can still get married if you download a mod but he's not going to have any new unique dialogue for it. sorry

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

And I’m gonna keep on loving you Cause it’s the only thing I wanna do I don’t wanna sleep I just wanna keep on loving you

the midi appears to just be the song once most of the first verse is finished, and the people making the MIDI apparently got the idea that the song was originally by 38 Special despite 38 Special not appearing to have ever even released a cover. maybe they played it live once?

original midi at https://www.midiworld.com/download/1568