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my-graceless-heart
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The year Hogwarts reopens

  • The Great Hall is quiet when the first years come in. They are watched by everyone else, but even the young ones can see gaps in the tables, and they knew it was from the students who would never come back.
  • The hat does not just sing about the houses this year. It tells a tale of the Hufflepuffs who lay down their lives, smart Ravenclaws who used every trick they knew, cunning Slytherins who protected the young from a war and brave Gryffindors who fought alongside them all.
  • One by one the first years were sorted, and they slowly filled the gaps in the table.
  • The headteacher stands, and before they eat, she reminds them all that houses only show your traits, not who you will turn out to be. And then she tells them that rules are changing. Houses are allowed - and should- mix during meals.
  • Nothing happens at first. But then a few stand up, mostly siblings, and they change tables. At first there is a strange silence but slowly the room relaxes and new friendships start to grow.
  • By the end of the first week, most people sit at different tables every meal.
  • By the end of the first term, the four tables are no longer separate. They are now pushed together into a giant square, so students can sit all together.
  • The teachers watch on, shocked it worked so well, but also pleased, because no child will ever be alone or feel out of place, and the friendships between houses finally looks the way the four founders always wanted it to be.

Every time I see this I just bow down and then curl into a little ball and hug something soft.

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immzies-adventures-through-books

I am proud of making you have this reaction

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barkjunhee
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natsukigirl

Russell proving that British Accents aren’t sexy

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suninwintertime
I want to see the bewilderment in the eyes of anyone who ever claimed to love THE British accent as they watch this.

SEND HELP

For real tho, Scouse is my favorite thing on the planet even if I had to spend a year deciphering it.

The truth in this though omfg

yoorfavoritelzr-deactivated2016

SPOONING

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

burdge
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kiokushitakaa

since there’s apparently some sort of confusion on the matter (read: people are idiots)

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chalve

also, ppl need to get reminded about linking the artist in description since many doesn’t do it.

i’d like to add:

posting art with a source, but still not asking for permission is still shitty.

reblogging art posts/reposts and removing the caption for some stupid aesthetic reason is also shitty (seriously they make themes that hide captions if your stupid aesthetic is so fucking important; don’t remove captions).

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swamp-songs

things i need u to please know right now:

  • bad days don’t last forever
  • napping is never a crime
  • all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
  • also dogs, they love u very much
  • instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
  • u are a part of this world 
  • and a very important part
  • don’t doubt that for a single second