haha noooo bro!!! dont sacrifice me in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid’s secret altar dude ahahaha!!!! 😭stopppppp dont let my blood mingle with the sports equipment omg….!! ahhhh youre getting it everywhere bro stoppppppppp! aaaaahhh i am the lamb of the apocalypse😳!!!!! youre gonna awaken the deep one, dude!!!!!!! 😜
Babe, there’s something wretched about this Something so precious about this…
*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*
Are straight white people okay????
People like this exist. Interesting.
symmetraismygf
this story has a part 2
shepavellan
This gets funnier with every word
Reading the second comment gave me an out of body experience
Feu de camp, photographed by Michal Pudelka, Numéro June 2015.
in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website
Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
smocaine3
he was on that all women are queens wave before yall knew what the ocean was
Joanna covering Dreams by Fleetwood Mac