ive got a real funny one for you guys this morning

do you like penis coladas

hmm today i will listen to bauhaus

<- thinks bela lugosi is still alive

i have a Shark Tale oc. his name is swim shady. hes a fish played by eminem “marshall” mathers. he raps. he swims. and most of all: hes racist

if someone tried to perceive me I would simply not let them

rip to being interpreted but I’m different

instead of saying “let people hate religion” say “let people hate christianity” because i promise you that the first one sets off big sirens in every jewish and muslim person’s head.

its rly funny that the notes if this post are full of terfs w urls like “terfvania” and “rad-femme-fatale” saying shit like “actually judaism and islam are barbaric patriarichal religions that oppress women uwu”

radfems proven once again to be antisemitic islamophobic racist shitheads

Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.

It’s true and you should shout it to the heavens

New set up

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Not what it says.

[wakes up] [clown DOESN’T vanish] …

[kisses him on the lips]

I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet, Suckling Little Baby, I Have 0 Enemies And 1000,00000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And I Am Safe And Sweet With My Savings, I Have 999,999 Credit Cards That I Use To Buy Olive Oil And Arrows For My Toys, And I Eat Healthy