women love me for my weak ankles and nervous disposition. it makes them want to hug me so hard it breaks my back like a glowstick
Regional Pokemon Tournament!
Round 1 - Match 1
★ This poll is part of a project to determine Tumblr's favorite Regional Pokemon! ★
Our Contestants:
Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle
anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians
For y’all in the notes saying “well actually rock n roll and the food here were made by marginalized communities who were discriminated against” I hate to break it to you but you’re like two steps away from saying “well black people and Mexicans aren’t actually American the same way white people are” because whatever the reason, whether it was through oppression or not, BIPOC have influenced American culture an incredible amount and it’s so disrespectful and racist to say they don’t actually count as Americans
you people will just. say anything
#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it's a lame test anyway
okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn't sound like you know that
some of you are the dumbest motherfuckers alive
in light of the exposed emails about the media obsession with transphobia being a manufactured moral panic to increase conservative votes id like to remind you that we've been saying for years that the right will try to divide and conquer the queer community. and you are a traitor if you are a cis LGB person who let the right sucker you into transphobia and voting for politicians who will put laws in against us. they will come for you next.
wh. wha t was the gangnam style baby an ad for
I went to the trouble of downloading this so you wouldnt get spoiled by the youtube video title
Can't wait to see what all the hubbub is!
I actually drew a diagram for those that are confused!
1,000 year dungeon. no trial.
Ok mithrun. Why don't you calm down and follow the diagram above with your n64 controller
we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?
I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet
okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now
[ ID 1: Tags by elephabant that read, "#i don't think the world is ready for nsfw sasuke". /end ID. ]
[ ID 2: Tags by elephabant that read, "#sorry i've only read the first 33 rules of the internet so i haven't learned everything yet". /end ID. ]












