you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

#violence

Marisa you live in touhou stupid. Its only girls.

🥺 do they make touhou but for BOYS??

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me

does anyone else think about the task of carrying yourself to your own suffering. walking to a test you know you’ll fail. driving fifteen hours to watch a family member die. jesus walking to golgotha carrying the cross. you know.

The feeling of charging towards the beast titan with all of your comrades and friends despite knowing how unlikely it is that any of you will survive

why did you make my post about attack on titan

carrie (1976) isn’t a piece of fiction btw. autistic ppl can just do that

“well she set a school on fire and she exploded a car and killed dozens of people” okay and ? she was overstimulated and covered in pig’s blood. i do the same thing when the tag on my shirt touches my neck wrong

this is the honor of my life. thank you.

They should invent healthcare that doesn’t involve phone calls

A while back I asked my GP if there was anything that could be investigated regards my seemingly worsening hearing problems (while I've always had auditory processing problems, hyperacusis has grown over time and tinnitus was new to me)

She said she'd arrange a referral, and shortly afterwards I got a text with a link to a document that had a phone number for me to call to make a hearing test appointment. I say again:

a phone number for me to call to make a hearing test appointment

No other options, just the phone number. I tried Googling around it, and no, just the phone number and a street address.

I tried the phone number, and there was a lot of hold music—loud, Vivaldi (a lot of sudden up and down volumes and pitches, a real nightmare for me), interspersed with quiet moments in which in unclear voice would tell me how important it was, before hurting my ears with Vivaldi again. And I don't mean like "haha that music hurts my ears", I mean like, it hurts.

Eventually I gave up and figured I'd go to the physical place.

The receptionist had a mask and a speech impediment and there were fans whirring. Suffice it to say: the conversation was difficult.

Eventually I understood enough to understand: I could not make an appointment there, the only way was to call the phone number. To make a hearing test appointment.

Basically, the HoH equivalent of "if you need the key to the accessible toilet facilities, ask at the café upstairs"

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

humans being are disgusting. they deserve to suffer. that’s why he;s here

lmao elon posted that crying anime woman meme and the mangaka behind it demanded he pay them a billion dollars for the licensing

also elon musk is the least funny person

you forgot the translation, which Google gives as:

“Elon Musk, the new CEO of Twitter, has reprinted my picture on Twitter without permission, so please give me 1 billion for the usage fee. in dollars.“

It'd be so funny if we could blaze other people's posts

two different ways this could go

had a dream macauley culkin jumpstarted back his career as an actor first by changing his stage name to Sinai Tight and after he tried to film an unauthorized remake of Home Alone on a gigantic carnival cruise ship he accidentally created a giant tear in the ship’s hull and causes the worst maritime disaster in the 21st century and all the headlines said “COME ON SINAI TIGHT WHAT’S GOING ON MAN”

given the timing of this post and the way certain elements almost, but don’t quite line up with the Ever Given incident of March 2021, I choose to believe that op had a coded prophetic dream with mister culkin as a spirit guide of sorts