stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

right after iCharly ended they shot amanda costgrove like a lame horse. SAD. well theres other programs

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

Hence the invention of the Porch

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….

it’s not a cuttlefish 

imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

It’s time.

For those who give a shit about it, this is a staged photo, the woman on the left is a drag queen doing a bit. Here's a few more photos of her taking in the beautiful sights and sounds of the parade:

(by Mervyn L. Fitzhenry)

i’m crying

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

gay rights!