At what point can we start bullying landlords on Zillow for wanting $2,000 a month for a 400sq ft studio
Fuck, marry, kill. But kill is based on which of the three you’d actually be able to kill
DTF
dude…..
toad friends…..
anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass
need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there
this opened my eyes
as u can see I don’t actually know how to draw
Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw
I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife” but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot
Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here
The kids at my cousin’s school had to make posters of their personal heroes
me not reading the caption and trying to find a pattern
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time








