Same height party

what

omfg

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

you lost me at “imagine being tall”

Tomorrow I have to call to cancel my top surgery.

So I was my surgery schedule for 3 weeks from now and my pre op next Wednesday. But I got a call telling me that my insurance refuses to pay for my nipple grafts. Aetna says nipples are just cosmetic so they don’t pay for that but they will pay for my mastectomy.

But I want nipples. And there is no way I can come up with 4K in 6 days. (I have to pay on the day of my pre op)

I’ve been cryin all night about this. I thought after 10+ years of biding and dying of all the pain I would finally be free.

I know there is no way for me to get 4000 in time. But if you guys could help..

https://www.paypal.me/jayjayjaay

And if you are looking for an insurance who covers top surgery. Stay away from Aetna (unless you don’t want nipples)

Im adding this here. So you guys know how you are all amazing! I woke up this morning and found out I have 131.57 on my paypal! And I want to thank everyone that is helping! It means she world to me.

The doctors office called me today. We talked. I cried. They told me I shouldn’t do it without my nipple graft and they felt so bad for me that they will take care of some of the bill so it become more affordable to me.

The total of the surgery is 5k now. I have some money and I will use my credit card to pay most of it. But i still need help with at least 1k. If you gurus can help me get there before Wednesday I will be able to go through with it.

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

a well balanced dnd party is:

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

i feel it man. hang in there

that stare is worthy of The Office

What a fucking moron lmao

christian lacroix costume for “a midsummer night’s dream” 

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

WAIT SHIT

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions

But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

i never thought about the potions things but damn u right

It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Okay but it is Mrs Frizzle now, now that marriage equality is a thing ye? <3

Okay y'all here’s the thing. Ms Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin, a lesbian. In the new show, she’s being voiced by Kate McKinnon, also a lesbian.

She’s absolutely gay.

^ No heterosexual woman could be as powerful as Ms Frizzle

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

Reblogging to save lives

Oh my god I need this

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Okay but it is Mrs Frizzle now, now that marriage equality is a thing ye? <3

Okay y'all here’s the thing. Ms Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin, a lesbian. In the new show, she’s being voiced by Kate McKinnon, also a lesbian.

She’s absolutely gay.

^ No heterosexual woman could be as powerful as Ms Frizzle

Turning Mulan’s main villian into a female witch is such a shitty move. Mulan defeated a powerful man in front of a nation where women weren’t looked as equal and strong to men. This movie showed a woman breaking so many barriers by going up against the most feared man in China, and using her smarts and wits to take BOTH him AND HIS ARMY down.  I get that live action remakes tend to have some changes and some changes are not gonna live up to everyone’s expectations …..but this one change I 100% cannot get behind because it’s such a disservice to what Mulan mean’t and represented. Having this movie be directed by a white person, and written only by white people is such a bullshit move, Disney. Yeah, Disney had white writers for the original Mulan movie too, but they also had a female Chinese person write the screenplay because you can’t fucking write a story centered around a Chinese legend without involving Chinese people to work on that story. 

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)