Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

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Lust detected. Seek God. Uphold monarchy.

Brother who do you think designed boobs in the first place

This is the opposite of “wig” whatever that is

Oh my god

God bless

im the mom

Never has this gif been more appropriate

A vegetable is a social construct.

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

Don’t ask why I spent most of my morning making a moral alignment chart for the poptart flavors

im so glad discovering music is endless 

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

spange

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

Your fates are sealed