Highlights and Shenanigans from the GPF Banquet

- Yuuri does not get drunk. He refuses to touch a drop of alcohol. He’s not giving a repeat showing of last year’s nonsense. - VICTOR ON THE OTHER HAND - he’s not last-year-Yuuri’s level of drunk but he’s had a number of celebration drinks and he’s feeling quite toasty - eventually he’s draped all over Yuuri - ‘i love you so much Yuuri I wanna get married RIGHT NOW’ -‘victor’ - ‘do you think. do you think anyone here can marry us.’ - ‘victor’ - 'what about yakov do you think yakov would do it if. if we ask really nicely.’ - 'victor, we can’t. we agreed to get married after i win gold at the grand prix , right? so you’re just going to have to be patient until next year haha’ - …. - 'victor’ - ……. - 'victor why are you crying’ - 'OH GOD YUURI IM SUCH A FOOL. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO INSPIRE YOU TO SKATE YOUR BEST BUT INSTEAD! INSTEAD!!! I COCKBLOCKED MYSELF!! FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!’ - 'victor please stop yelling’ - 'AN ENTIRE YEAR YUURIIIIIIIII’ - 'victor i just said we can’t get married yet, i didn’t say anything about sex. cockblocked isn’t the right word here’ - a heavy thirty seconds of silence follows as everyone processes what yuuri just said - victor’s looking much cheered up - yuuri wants to hide under a rock

- meanwhile someone let yurio have a drink to celebrate - just one - but he’s a baby and has no alcohol tolerance at all - now he’s trying to fight jj - otabek is holding him back - 'HE STOLE YOUR BRONZE MEDAL BEKA’ - otabek is flattered his tiny soldier bff wants to fight on his behalf but really please don’t, we’ll get kicked out of the party - 'THAT CANADIAN DICKBAG. STEALING MY GOLD BEFORE. NOW HES. HES TAKING MY BEST FRIENDS SPOT ON THE PODIUM. IM GONNA PUNCH HIS TEETH OUT.’

- yakov was really pleased at the start of the night because he’s so proud of yuri and he’s quietly proud of victor too for not being a completely awful coach - but now yuri is making a huge scene and stole someone’s glove for the express purpose of smacking jj in the face with it (GONNA CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL LIKE A PROPER FUCKING GENTLEMAN) - and victor has come over to lean on him and babble about making yakov get ordained so he can officiate his and yuuri’s wedding and yakov YAKOV can you walk me down the aisle too, can you do both?? YOURE LIKE MY DAD YAKOV - yakov is too old for this

Sneaking in some portraits during the Woodhouse show. @cfda

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THE NEW FRENCH PRESIDENT IS NOT A RACIST SHIT

THE RACIST SHIT DIDN’T WIN HERE

Drag ‘em boo 👏

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As of (03/21/2017): Update 1, Update 2, Update 3 (I originally only posted this to cheer Natasha on but this felt necessary to add)

As of 04/27/2017: Update 4

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

Hear poet & activist Staceyann Chin’s story on the latest episode of First Person. 

Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

Switch doggo!

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

I can’t be-leaf this!

Barktoberfest 🎃

 🌈✨ Marsha P. Johnson (1945 - 1992) was a transwoman and activist and veteran of the Stonewall riots of 1969. She formed STAR (Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries), a street activist group, alongside Sylvia Rivera, helped support trans and gay homeless kids and was an AIDS activist during her later years. She was once asked in court what the “P” in her name stood for, and she answered “Pay It No Mind.” Her body was found in the Hudson River, and even though it was ruled as a suicide, it is not clear how she passed away. Rest in Power, Marsha P. ✊🏾

This pride month let’s remember those who came before us, and remember our community’s history. Remember the AIDS crisis, remember the rainbow flag, remember stonewall. Remember black trans women and what they did for us.

SUPERMOON!

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disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’