OddOtters

the true girlhood experience (fighting the urge to fall to your knees in the middle of a grocery shopping aisle because of a sudden wave of grief that hit you out of nowhere)

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

*going through a really hard time* i will survive this but not unaltered

im very passionate about not being a shitty human being

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

hey! don't do this! if it tears or otherwise leaks in any way you're going to get cheese and meat grease in your toaster and that's a really really great way to start fires. toasters are made for bread. they are not made for anything else and especially not something that is going to potentially drip grease as it heats up

i realized that just scrolling by this addition is easy to miss or skim over but tl;dr:

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes

Your 30s are about being older than your 20s but not in your 40s yet.

does anyone know when we get to stop being afraid

SUCCUMB TO THE URGE OF CREATING. [x]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

I need to fucking be a crocodile

*hits you with my legoification beam that turns you into this*

[ID: image of two lego crocodiles. they are both green.]

When it was Possible to Concentrate, The World Felt like A Perpetually Unfolding Miracle