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my bad

@oddlookinmuskrat

im confused in more ways than one

This is not parody

Maybe it's just because of the people I hang out with, but I've never heard any of my friends say they want a girl to make a certain amount of money to date.

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bulbasars2

They deleted her for this

Her??

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bulbasars2

*xir apologies

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t4tails

if it ends up being trump v. biden again for the US 2024 presidential election that will be the last fucking straw. one of them will drop dead in the middle of their campaign i swear to god

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fitzkn

both of them. pray with me

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t4tails

all of tumblr joining hands to pray for donald trump and joe biden to die by november 2024 amen

Why does no one talk about how Escape (The Pina Colada Song) is one of the craziest stories ever written into a song

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hellboys

so, what, you were a prepper or something? ‘survivalist.’

NICK OFFERMAN in THE LAST OF US (2023-) \ PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015)