can i text you

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

Being irresistibly sexy is such a burden 😔

i just remember this image i saved from craigslist several years ago 

okay work it

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

Leet from Anarchy Online

cereal eyes serialize cereal lies

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid