i think i understand.
will i understand?
caseydan // don’t take the money
SPORTS NIGHT (1998-2000) tries to understand the concept of homosexuality and gay people. Written by AARON SORKIN and directed by THOMAS SCHLAMME
1x04 // 1x07 // 1x08 // 1x11 // 1x17 // 1x21 // 2x02 // 2x06 // 2x09 // 2x11 // 2x13
you see whenever i dont understand someone's sexuality or gender or pronouns or whatever i go "ohwell this has nothing to do w me!" and move on w my day
when i see people constantly bitching about the way this person identifies i will defend them to death even tho i do not understand bc i think there's better things to do than sit there and throw a temper tantrum bc someone on the internet whom i will never ever meet uses confusing pronouns or uses a contradictory label that doesnt make sense. it is what it is
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.
until you said that it never occurred to me that the woman in STEM was the scientist and not the rat. i was just like “hell yeah, this rat is a powerful woman pioneering lifesaving technologies as a rescue ranger”
why are we sleeping on this
The patron saints of meatball surgery
discovering that the terror has a tumblr fandom is all fun and games until u realize that it is not the book. it is but also it is not.
doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this
thank you all so so so much for your kind words and love on this!!! i read through all the tags and replies constantly, it makes me so happy to see so many folks identify with this piece. :,,,)
i drew this a while back but forgot to post it, shousout lesbians ilysm <3
at least BJ was gay
at least we have gay BJ
it’s like the old saying goes: bj’s gay
Reasons why I think Peg Hunnicutt is funny:
- Married BJ
- Wrote a letter pretending to be Waggle the dog
- Faithfully stamped and sent BJ the cookies Erin packaged up for him in an envelope
- Told BJ that his daughter had called another man daddy
More reasons why I think Peg Hunnicutt is funny:
- Told BJ about the neighbour making a pass at her (she found this hilarious)
- Sent a jar of dirt to Korea
- I cannot stress this enough; married BJ
That is the role of poetry. To say what others cannot utter.
okay i just happen to be from the only nonbeturkeyed region in the entire continental US huh
“I think the rules were different there. It was all about science but the science was magical. It didn’t care about whether something could be done. It was about if something should be done, and the answer was always, always yes,”
-Jack Wolcott, Down Among the Sticks and Bones, Wayward Children Series
eddie dean is the man of all time
follow up: eddie and roland should kiss on the mouth probably
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
eddie dean is the man of all time
The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
theroomyouneverenter
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
