Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

Perfect tags

When you're simultaneously in heaven (unlimited food) hell (can't fucking breathe) and purgatory (strange men with decent intentions manhandle you)

so I go to animation school now

please unmute this

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

HE JUSTA BABY 🥺

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

I love elephants so much.

When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.

Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

apparently i have so much Gay Love for girls that it broke clean through the other side and became self love.

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

Nine of Cups

for context these are the poems

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

#LateStageCapitalism

The sheep of North Ronaldsay in Orkney have been living on the island as far back as the iron age and have evolved to eat a diet of mineral rich seaweed

The Orkney Sheep Foundation

Fun fact: these sheep have evolved to absorb more copper from their food than usual, because seaweed doesn't have much copper

But this means that if they try to eat grass they'll die of copper poisoning, and despite centuries of seaweed diet they still REALLY want to eat the grass

This lady, Sian Tarrant, is responsible for keeping the wall up so the sheep stay on the beach

Gotta love the dude bros in the tags that are like “Your appearance makes your opinions lose value” or the Doge meme that just flat out says “Speak when spoken to, woman.”

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

Not long enough.

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

It doesn't COST them anything. They just don't make as much as they were expecting. If it COSTED anything, it would mean the cost of sustaining the service is higher than the earnings the service brings in. Which... Is not the case.

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

Similarly, your hatred of corporations should not automatically transfer to its lowest paid employees, like clerks and cashiers. 

Hate the system, not its victims

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

“Well, not wrong. Just wrong for me.” Is oddly wholesome