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i volunteered to make brochures for gala. i know nothing about my own club

Hey @trashfirefallon can i be an online member? This is amazing. How much are dues?

Sorry it’s for the students at my college 

Source: https://digital.library.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metadc5137/

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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

“Skeleton Flowers” become transparent when it rains, when the leaves dry out they turn back to white.

by John Evans

Vintage Magazine - Astounding Science Fiction (Mar1951)

dabbing was invented in 1951

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

This seductive baby bust I found at Goodwill looks just like Griffin McElroy if you put glasses on it. I hope he doesn’t block me on Twitter.

It’s just like griffin!

TOE TO TIP

It looks just like Griffin, is the thing.

😂😂😂 DEAD 😂😂😂 

owls are bullshit and here’s why

@dubydoods

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

just the girly things

ok but where can i get this

You can get it here!

what about: the world has bigger problems than girls who were boys and boys who were girls

We made that one just for you!

this woman is my fucking queen